– You go through your entire day in a headband and sweats only to shower and put on makeup when you jump in Hangouts.
– Your desk looks like a bomb went off on it, but any area that shows up 'in frame' on a Hangout looks like a television studio.
– You hit Ripples and get pissed when someone shares your content links but never cited you as a source.
– The "Trending on Google+" section is all stuff you heard about before it trended.
– You are actually in +Matt Makowsky & +Jane Ellen's circles.
– You never log out in fear of missing a Hangout notification or +mention.
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It is true you know
+Jane Ellen expects daily fap reports from those that have seen her portraits and you comply!
You Know You Are Addicted to Google+ When…You start writing posts like these. 🙂
You bill for 8 hours of work but spent 7 hours writing memes and plusf*ucking +stephanie wanamaker
you should be studying for finals but you spend your time creating #mattmakowsky and #roryswan hashtags and plusfucking everyone! 🙂
This is so accurate, too.
+Lynette Young everything you said is true! I never ever log out when online
you get off the plane, and you don't text your wife that you're alive. You let her think you're dead as you read through your notifications.
I'm sleeping right now, and I'm still online.
Don't any of you have work to do? 🙂 Procrastination central.
+Matt Makowsky so wrong but funny! My family says I love the internet more than them and I say Did you just figure that out now?
+Matt Makowsky's hologram is posting comments. Lovely!
The only #white space you knwo is on your google plus
+Matt Makowsky I know I am addicted as I actually get about 2 hours less sleep a night than I did last year because I am such a hardcore Plusketeer
LOL!!!! +Lynette Young so true, so true. And I'm not ashamed.
+Lynette Young #mattmakowsky I am so addicted to GPlus I won't even register on another social network
I paid 675 Cdn to buy plane ticket to meet up at a #hirl now thats dedication!
That's the equivalent of two beers and a pack of smokes if memory serves. LOL
You leave your kids in a playground with a stranger so you can re-arrange your circles.
+Matt Makowsky ROFL! I don't believe that! My dog ran away and I finished my hangout before I went looking for him!
Your entire living room walls and ceiling are covered in crispy +Elle Gray pictures.
hahahahaha — now that I can believe.
Now this is true… I've been dreaming in threads… I shit you not.
I literally have turned down invites to parties as I had a fun hangout scheduled #mattmakowsky
I don't get party invites. 🙁
+Matt Makowsky me too which is a little disturbing
+Matt Makowsky only because you a married guy
When you know you should get some sleep but you partake in a hashtag trending manip for hours instead…
+Cyndi Quintana #youandmeboth #greatmindsthinkalike
Every time you scratch, your mind drifts off to #hashtags .
… you post something original and interesting and keep staring at the notification icon hoping it turns red.
…and yet Beiber is trending.
it is suitable to all SNS website.
Hey Buddy do you like the ice cream? Can we be pen pals? I have many exciting hobbies including making tombstones of famous people out of the popsicle sticks left over from all the ice cream I eat. I had a dog named Bingo when I was a boy. He got distemper and shit all over our garage and we had to give him to a farmer. I guess farmers don't mind if a dog shits in their garages. I have never had a pen pal like you.I promise to write hourly to keep you updated with all the details of my daily events. I just watched 6 hours of my VCR collection of +Rosie O'Donnell I have thousands more to watch but that cuts into my icecream time. It's all about priorities.
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Is that a slam +hui liu ? I say Phuque Ewe. I like the Ice cream, so kill me.
You are addicted to Google+ when you try to convince yourself. You Have A Life To. Group Hug!
This ends the question. https://plus.google.com/u/0/117126068236790799917/posts/QHoQLd4eKQQ
You are actually in +Matt Makowsky & +Jane Ellen's circles.
Oh shit. I just checked, & I am in +Jane Ellen's & +Matt Makowsky's circles.
The "Trending on Google+" section is all stuff you heard about before it trended.
Or contains a trend that you created.
You hit Ripples and get pissed when someone shares your content links but never cited you as a source.
What makes me cranky is when people share my stuff Limited, so it doesn't show up in Ripples.
You've forgotten that the expression 'whitespace' existed before G+.
Find Your Real Match and enjoy.
http://www.usadatings.com/
Find Your Real Match and enjoy.
http://www.usadatings.com/
One of the bigger ones for me is when I am on another website (which is rare and mostly happens at work) and I need to get back up to the top of the page. I go to click the space up top then realize every site does not have that capability, and I get annoyed having to scroll back up.
Brilliant, all brilliant.
+Ben Zaitz Well spotted! You just reminded me of one that catches me a couple of times a day: I'll be in the comment section of a blog or whatever, see someone's avatar or link, & put my mouse cursor over to see their damn Hovertext.
Thanks, +Lionel Lauer!
Oh good one yourself, there. Gotta love the Hovertext.
I'm not the only Plusser who does that, right?
Right?
Surely, you are not, +Lionel Lauer.
i followed you… hope you follow back….:)